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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"

The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.

The man is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your I.Q.?" "About 100," the man responds. Immediately, the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, fishing, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and says, "What's your I.Q.?"

"Err ... 50, I think," the man replies. And the robot says... Real slowly "So ..... ya gonna follow the Bears again this year?"

An evening of fishing

OK.............So I'll have to play with this more to figure out how to move pictures and get text inbetween them.....but these are a couple pics from the band I saw last night.The New Orleans Radiators...............They are a band that when I was in MN I saw 4 or 5 times a year for 2 or three shows at a run but now in FL they only come around twice a year...........Anyways yesterday was just another Fishhead Fest.Saw some old friends,had a great time and thanks to Traci I even got to take some IMO great picturs.

One great thing about the band is they have a tapers section and a frend of mine has a DAT recorder so sooner or later I'll be about to burn the show onto a disk.

test

seems to work I guess......just have to play with it to figure it out

If they jumped off a bridge I would follow

So who did Monica steal it from??

[my name is]:Thomas Alan Miskowiec
[in the morning i am]:Up early surfing the net and drinking coffee
[love is]:What seems like a foren thing to me
[i dream about]:being happy

-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]:thier ring finger and if there is anything there
[last person u slow danced with]:since I'm assuming the vaccume doesn't count I honestly couldn't tell you

-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]:the very last person was a wrong number.....otherwise my parents
[hugged:] Alice
[you instant messaged]:Kellie and Hollyann yesterday
[you laughed with]: people at work

-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[could you live without the computer?]:Since I've seem to have gone longer without then with I think I could.........aslong as I can get on at work and the library
[what's your favorite food?]:Any that is made for me
[whats ur favorite fruit?]:anything that isn't yellow and needs to be peeled
[what hurts the most?]Fucking up and knowing it but still doing it anyways
[trust others way too easily?]:yep

--N U M B E R-
[of times i have had my heart broken?]:really only one but I've broken my own way too many times to count
[of hearts i have broken?]:other then my own none that I know of
[of tight friends?]:1......but a few others that fall close
[of cd's that i own?]:store bought about 30 of Bootleg live concerts about 100
[of scars on my body?]:2
[of things in my past that i regret?]:does the last 20 years count??

-O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-
[i know]:A lot about a little and a little about alot
[i want]:It all
[i have]: Way too much crap
[i wish]:apon stars
[i hate]:mean people
[i miss]: putts all the time
[i fear]: rejection
[i hear]: P.A and Dubay streamlined from KFAN on the net right now
[i search]: Google for myself sometimes
[i love]: making rubbings calls
[i care]: about my family and friends
[i always]: take the easy way out
[i dance]: naked with the vacumme
[i sleep]: the same way I vacumme
[i cry]: more often then men should
[i do not always]: think before I act
[i write]: in my jurnal every day
[i confuse]: myself sometimes
[i can usually be found]: in my own little world
[i need]: a miracle every day...........inside joke but you might get it
[wuss]: card carrying it seems
[daydreamer]: yep
[brat]:with sauercrut and mustard...wait,that's braut sorry my bad......I don't think I'm a brat but some may think otherwise
[sarcastic]:card carrying
[angel]: ya right
[devil]: only with a blue dress on
[friends]: mean more to me then anyting sometimes
[shy]: worked it to a lifeform I think


-Concerning.The.Friends.(You.Claim.To.Have)-
[impacted you the most spiritually]: noone comes to mind but I guess I would say my brother Dave
[wish you saw more often]: too many to list
[most sarcastic]: Okey
[wish you knew better]: ...................No comment
[knows you best]:.........noone I know knows it all but some might think they do
[best outlook on life]: anyone that has a family
[a smell that makes you smile]: Popcorn from any cart in WDW
[a city you'd like to visit]: Paris
[a drink you order most often]: Guinness
[a book you highly recommend]: The Wheel of Time
[the music you prefer while alone]: Supertramp,Da Rads,The Dead,Floyd
[your favorite film]: Depends but I guess the one I watch most often is The Usual Suspects
[a TV show you watch regularly]: Good Eats
[you live in a(n)]: condo
[your transportation]: 97 Merc. Tracer Wagon
[your cologne or perfume]:Old Spice........yep that's right
[under your bed or in your closet you hide]: angziaties
[something important on your night table]: bible

Mindless drivle from the Palace

So it's interesting how much a person can miss the net when they don't have it at thier beck and call but once they do have it they find that it's just the SSDD.Although I've found it will be nice to surf the sites I always seem to go to and couldn't while at the library because there is only so much you can do in an hour.I've found it's nice to be able to read the papers from MN and not have to read the Orlando Fishwrap to keep up with the news,and it's nice to keep up with the world back home.Ofcorse now I get to surf the normal sites and lurk the others more often.......I'll be able to read and keep up with what seems like a 100 blogs....Is there anyone that doesn't have one??.I've already found it handy for the Handymouse........... www.hgtv.com is a great site.......and www.foodnetwork.com is a favorite too.


TBC


OK...........since everyone is doing it........little known or somewhat known fact of the Mouse

I really do dance naked with the vacuum...........

I would rather listen to Sports talk radio then any other music station on the radio.....and it has to be the World Wide Leader....

I couldn't tell you the name or a song of any band that's on any modern day music station....and that every band I listen to is either dead or should be.

There is one thing that has always been in the back of my mind since I was in the second grade.....sometimes it gets to the front but I just kick it back and tell myself not today.....every day of my life

There is one song that when I hear it I bawl like a little girl......and I play the song from time to time just to do that.

Like I read somewhere else.......if it was the only food known to man and the only thing that would keep me alive I would rather die then eat a raw bananananan.........with one exception but TMI on that part...........

I really do think sometimes that my life is the Turner show and one day it will be canceld.

That more often then not I'll start something,not end it,and figure I'll come back to it..........whether I do or not is a diffeent story.

I had a paper route as a kid and hated it.....sometimes I would just deliver the paper to the people that I knew would complain if they didn't get it and throw the rest of the papers in the trash.

Have kept a journal since I was in 9th grade and enjoy just sitting back and reading them from time to time.

Cry at sad parts or happy parts in movies

Still own and know where he is the stuffed dog I slept with when I was little

That I couldn't for the life of me write a paragraph that wasn't just sentences strung together with dots................ OK...that's not a little known fact but for this it counts I think.

Still think "What if" for things that happend at this point over 20 years ago.


TBC